CRUEL REELL - PENDERA TELUR 2

Ew… what is this gross malformation between your legs? And why is this skinny appendage so pitifully crooked? Is that from all the wanking? This almost sparks something like pity in me. I hope you never showed anyone?! Maybe I can help you… Maybe we can set this straight again, or we can remove it completely with a few merciless kicks - but I can't promise that I can really rescue you.