Dorothy From The Wizard of Oz Parody

Oh, that feels wonderful, thanks.

The Wicked Witch turned me into a Tin Man.

Half man, half tin.

I rusted solid while having sex with the Wicked Witch when she orgasmed all over me.

You had sex with the Wicked Witch?

Why, I thought she only did munchkins.

No, she pretty much fucks anything that moves.

Say, you're big and strong. Why didn't you fight her off?

Well, she is a witch. Plus, I have no luck with the ladies.

I kinda needed the pussy.

I can see the witch was horny.

The night was dark and stormy.

There's no way I can up and run away.

Run away?

Then she showed me her green tits. What could I say?

They look really good.

Gave me some wind and our date was underway.

I'll admit I stopped resisting when she stroked my cock like a piston.

She wanted to dethrone me all the way.

All the way?

Then she sucked me and she banged me 'til I came.

There's no turning back.

I hit that crack and she disappeared in a flame.

I can see she is no friend of mine.

Face is kinda rough. I fucked her from behind.

She scares the shit out of me for real.

Hey, look! My cock's hard as steel.

I could go to Carolina to fuck some Aunt Jemima.

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