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Ffuckin hell guys, how did I get to the room before you two?

You've just been for a spin, haven't we?

I bet you've been fucking her in the toilet, haven't you?

No, no, we've just been in tug-tug, haven't we?

She's alright though, she's just getting loosened up, aren't you?