Knecht Rubrecht mit dem dicken Sack

Christmasy for it. Thank you. Very Christmasy, very nice. What's your point? The point is I'm getting a boner by your Christmas attire. That's cute.

Well it's not cute because I can't do anything about it but you could because it would be a

shame for that sexy pixie little outfit to go to waste. Is that right? Especially when it has some kind of results.

Well how about we dress you up as Santa Claus and I could be your little fairy elf. That would be good except I'd have to grow a lot of white hair and grow a big white beard. Oh come on, we could just do it exactly how the dudes in the mall do it.

Oh yeah, I remember that movie. He ***** a lot of bourbon and oh that was a different movie but anyhow. Yeah we could do that or we could just pretend I'm Santa Claus.